~E.C. McKenzie
Need a laugh?
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?”
The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replies in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”
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A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW and was out on the Interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
“There’s no way they can catch a BMW,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100. Then the reality of the situation hit him. “What in hell am I doing?” he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long day, this is the end of my shift, it’s Friday the 13th, and I don’t want to do any paperwork. If you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”
The guy thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”
“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.
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Q. What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle?
A. Rebel without a clue.
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Q. What did the blonde say when asked the last two words of the national anthem?
A. Play ball.
Hope you chuckled at a few of those. I did. And needed it.
Son still hasn’t received the overnighted MVR he needs to complete his defensive training and not have the speeding ticket on his record. See previous post for the story. Next time, he will go to Ryan’s Steakhouse and sit for 5-6 hours with a standup comic that will entertain him, feed him, and hand him what he needs.
~Sandy
