~Henry David Thoreau
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Heard your wife left you
How upset you must be
But don’t fret about it
She moved in with me.
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I’ve always wanted to have
Someone to hold
Someone to love
But now that I ‘ve met you
I’ve changed my mind.
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I must admit you brought Religion into my life
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by I think of how lucky I am
That you’re not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion!
Before you go…
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You’ll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday!
You look great for your age.
Almost lifelike!
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When we were together,
you said you’d die for me.
Now that we’ve broken up
I think it’s time you kept your promise.
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We’ve been friends for such a long time,
what do you say we stop?
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Congratulations on your bundle of joy
Did you ever find out who the father is?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we’re having you put to sleep.
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Your daughter’s a hooker
And it spoiled your day.
Look on the bright side
It’s really good pay!
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Thanks to Kim J for sharing these with me!
~Sandy
