you know you drink too much coffee when…

“You see things and say ‘Why?’ But I dream of things that never were and say ‘Why not?’.”

~George Bernard Shaw

…Juan Valdez names his mule after you.

…You chew on your roommate’s fingernails.

…You can jump-start your car without cables.

…You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.

…You can’t remember your second cup.

…You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

…Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.

…Your birthday is a national holiday in Columbia.

…You don’t sweat – you percolate.

I :heart: coffee.:coffee:

~Sandy

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2 Responses to “you know you drink too much coffee when…”

Denise ~ Says:

…You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. this is NOT normal…… :coffee:

December 7th, 2007 at 6:30 pm

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