~Clarence Day
…a big ass dead bug on my front porch!
A huge one!
I went to do my walking and checked out the front porch and there it was! A huge, black bug at least the size of a tennis ball. Okay, okay, maybe a large golf ball. But the fact is…it is there! And it is huge! Caught in some kind of web, just hanging there, dead, but nevertheless…!
And, like a moth to a flame, I keep going out there to look at it, shudder, and then run back inside. Gaw, I am such a wimp!
The front porch is small. So no matter how I try to knock it down it may – just might – could possibly – probably will fall down on me.
Which brings me to the tag that Michelle sent my way and Dennie reminded me of.
Things that make me shudder:
1. Things that go bump in the night. In the dark. When I am alone.
2. Heights.
3. Rude people.
4. Mean people.
5. People with no sense of humor.
6. BIG ASS BLACK BUGS!
I tag Sandy S, Brenda C, KB, and NH!
Now to go find my courage and a haz mat suit! A knight in shining armor would be even better!
~Sandy
