1. …do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
2. …does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the pain is wet?
3. …doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
4. …do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
5. …doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
6. …does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
7. …do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
8. …is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
9. …do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
10. …do people keeping running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum cleaner one more chance?
11. …how do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
12. …is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
13. …in the winter we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat?
14. …you never hear father-in-law jokes?
15. …do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
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